July 23, 2014   161,045 notes

a-new-skin-on-mars:

maxphenderson:

you cannot listen to this song and be angry.

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July 23, 2014   2,655 notes

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July 23, 2014   383,041 notes

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

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July 23, 2014   11,692 notes

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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July 23, 2014   79 notes

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July 23, 2014   51,179 notes

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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July 23, 2014   61,225 notes

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

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July 23, 2014   2,402 notes

get to know me meme: [7/5] favorite movies » star wars episodes IV-VI

↳ The Force will be with you, always.

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July 23, 2014   38,683 notes

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

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July 22, 2014
He’s so cute, if you say cheese to him he comes and takes a selfie with you.

He’s so cute, if you say cheese to him he comes and takes a selfie with you.

July 22, 2014   1,647 notes

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July 22, 2014   106 notes

bryceckrispies:

*legally changes name to the sunglasses emoji*

😎

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July 22, 2014   3,761 notes

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July 22, 2014   297,771 notes

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July 22, 2014   71,548 notes

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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